The Endless Train of Thought

     Do you need to add stress onto the easy, laid-back life of a high school schedule? Do you need a number that decides where you can and cannot go to college? Are you good at, "the  nation’s most popular college entrance exams?" Well, the SAT and ACT are perfect for you!      The SAT and ACT are two college entrance exams that really show colleges what you are made of. Scared of all those real life problems that haunt the daily life of a college student? Fear not! Standardized testing has your back. With increasing competition and even harder questions, the SAT and ACT will  guarantee   you will not get accepted into the college of your dreams.       Standardized testing very effectively measures, "college and career readiness." However, the classes that are being offered to score high on these tests promote how to get a big number on your college application. Many students do not even know what the acronyms SAT (Sc...

A man in his late-20s, a scientist named Toh Oot, was found dead just outside his laboratory in Troy, Michigan. Oot was a highly acclaimed global warming researcher and his contributions to the study of the earth's rising temperatures will be utterly forgotten. His wife had reported that, "he would not respond to [her] calls about his need for a winter jacket," which struck fear in the heart of his wife. Police came to the scene and Oot was found in a snowy field in shorts and a T-shirt. The cause of death was later determined to be hypothermia: a condition where the body loses heat to its environment at a faster rate than it can generate heat. Dr. Oot added many claims to the global warming theory. In a press conference that was held in June, he claimed that the United States would be, "too hot for humans to comfortably live in. " In addition, he also felt as though winter clothing was, "useless," as the factories that were made to produce thes...